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iseeavoice:

the fact that many preteens are worried their tampons can go too far inside them and disappear into their stomachs or some shit is evidence enough that maybe the current state of sex education is a bit awful

narutoe:

i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows

  • Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
  • Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
  • mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
  • me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from